I don't know why we make all this fuss on Groundhog Day over a groundhog's weather-predicting abilities (or lack thereof). February 2nd is a day for people in Punxsutawny, Pennsylvania, to get up early to watch two men in tuxes and top hats pull a giant rodent out of his hidey-hole to predict the next few weeks of weather, based on whether said rodent sees his shadow (6 more weeks of winter) or not (early Spring).
[This is totally ridiculous, given that he'd see a shadow on a sunny day, which usually indicates good weather, but not on a cloudy day, which usually indicates snowy or rainy weather.]


However unimpressed I am by Punxsutawny Phil, as said rodent is known, I have to say I am very impressed with the curly mustache sported by Mr. John Hughes, one of Phil's "handlers" (to the left in the photo above).
Another view of Mr. Hughes's mustache. If he had a longer, leaner face, he'd be perfect as Mr. Mustache-Twirling Villain in one of those old movies where Ms. Delicate Flower is kidnapped and tied to the railroad tracks until Mr. Villain gets his ransom.
Another view of Mr. Hughes's mustache. If he had a longer, leaner face, he'd be perfect as Mr. Mustache-Twirling Villain in one of those old movies where Ms. Delicate Flower is kidnapped and tied to the railroad tracks until Mr. Villain gets his ransom.

1 comments:
Shit, man. I dunno. That rodent is mighty cute to me. I mean, just one look at those eyes says "Man... one of these days I'm gonna scratch your eyes out and rip that stupid curly mustache off your smug pudgy face there. And then I'm gonna smack you silly with your stupid top hat." How can you not find that cute? Haha
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